Greetings, and welcome to the Aperture Science Automated Voice System Inquiry Response System. These pre-recorded messages are designed to help answer your deepest, and most complex questions, with useful responses. Enjoy!INQUIRY SUBMISSION
Warning! Follower levels at 300!
Please stand by…
Anonymous asked: Why do all the best ask blogs stop updating as soon as I find them?
Due to federal regulations, the current testing track is unmonitored. There will be no further announcements until the completion of the course. ((Which should take about two weeks.)) Do not worry, though you may miss the reassuring tones of my voice, the Aperture Science Automated Voice System will never abandon you. ((Except for right now, for about two weeks.))